slap me with some dino dick

This is the most bullshit you'll ever come across so abhor me for it. This is stupid. I mean c'mon. (: I'm only doing this because people have been pestering me cos apparently i'm caught too late on this 'fad'. I'm going to criticise,moan and fuck so don't go squealing to people cos yes, 1. i am a retard and yes, 2. I'm UBER hot. please and thank you.